is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Floor bacon is actually really good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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