I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
