The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Operation Purity has been aborted
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
he high fived his dick after we had sex
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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