She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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