I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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