My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
