Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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