I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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