a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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