i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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