i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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