the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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