This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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