Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
my sisters under your porch take her home
Green mimosas i think yes
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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