Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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