I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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