THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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