ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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