You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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