sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
