I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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