A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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