So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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