I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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