You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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