yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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