Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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