yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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