It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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