brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background