Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Randomize
