Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.