margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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