Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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