why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
