Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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