So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
