Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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