my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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