and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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