He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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