hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Kiss
Puke
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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