you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You coming home soon, man?
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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