Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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