new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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