I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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