Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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