So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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