its not stalking. its research.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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