Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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