Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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