I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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