Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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