I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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