i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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