Dual....:-)
I want to stick my p in your. b.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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