If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
