i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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