Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I still have a little drunk in my system
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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